Did I Go Too Far?

"450X_FTW" (mistermic) 02/11/2016 at 07:58 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday I was leaving work, as soon as I got on the road was stuck behind a guy doing 5 mph. This went on for a mile.

I flashed the brights, honked the horn, nothing got him out of the way. So I decided to tap him with my bumper, lightly.

Apparently I hit him harder than I planned because he went flying up and over the handlebars of that bicycle really fast.

pip bip - choose Corrour > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:02

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lol.

McMike > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:03

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Ha.

vondon302 > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:15

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Made me laugh. Damn I’m horrible.

450X_FTW > vondon302 02/11/2016 at 08:17

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Can’t take credit for it, heard it on the radio earlier in the week

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:20

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Thanks for sharing anyway. Also: I’m gonna reuse that joke :)

for Michigan > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:23

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Paragraph 1: Irritated for you.

P2: Horrified by you.

P3: Died laughing.

CalzoneGolem > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:24

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Not far enough.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:25

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Back up, try again?

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 08:30

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Then do a burnout.

PatBateman > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:36

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I think you're good. Borderline, but good.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:36

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Use the remaining bone shards/shattered pieces of bike as tire studs for the next blizzard.

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 08:38

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Yes yes. This is all standard procedure outlined in your manual.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:41

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Just remember note 2.5.1 in that section:

“For 4wd equipped vehicles, be sure to choose bone shards of similar length, as having different diameter wheels can cause serious and irreparable damage to the driveline.”

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:47

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Did you run over him afterwards?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:47

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There’s a manual? Because I didn’t get one.

450X_FTW > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 08:53

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He was a big guy, did not want to damage my bumper

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 08:54

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Shhh.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 08:55

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You can download it here clownpenis.fart/manual.pdf

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 08:56

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Then no.... Probably not too far.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:56

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Not clicking that link.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 08:57

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What sort of secrets are contained within?

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 08:58

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It was the only domain left.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 08:59

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Only the chosen can know.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 02/11/2016 at 08:59

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I don’t care what the reason is, it looks pretty shady.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 09:00

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Oh. So apparently I’m not good enough for you guys.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 09:08

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The decision is not from us. Were you chosen, you would know.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 09:11

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Would know what? If I’m chosen or not?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/11/2016 at 09:12

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Verily.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/11/2016 at 09:16

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All of you are so confusing.

Jayvincent > 450X_FTW 02/11/2016 at 19:48

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